Iris unplugged, literally—power-cycled the office router on a hunch—and found herself in a corridor of whispers: Slack pings, frantic emails, an entire forum thread where users shared a single, unhelpful log snippet: "XFORCE_ACK: 0xDEAD". Someone joked it was a bad joke; someone else posted a blurry photo of a blinking rack labeled XFORCE-CORE-03 with a handwritten note: "reset if found awake."