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Her trainer, an old Muay Thai veteran named Tao, taught her balance and patience. “Feet like a metronome, Kandy,” he’d say, tapping his wrist. “Punches are punctuation. Kicks are the sentences.” She learned to write long sentences with her legs.
Jonathan Robert
Jonathan loves comic books and he loves coffee. Jonathan’s mother gave him his first taste of coffee at the tender age of 3 and it was love at first sip. He now needs to wheel around an IV drip of caffeine at all times or else he turns into a dark, monstrous creature that feeds on despair and makes babies cry. The local village-folk have kept him locked away ever since the “decaf catastrophe of ‘06.” When allowed out of his dungeon, he writes various articles for Geekade, including the monthly column, “Welcome to the D-List,” and records the "Mutant Musings" podcast with his geek-tastic girlfriend, Patti.
